Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Episodes

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  Sarah “Flamsa” Paulson 20.10.2026 59m

  Flamsas! Hold onto your Marcia Clark wigs because this episode is gonna blow your mind. This week’s Miss Thing is one of the most versatile actresses out there, a beloved gay icon, and the showstopper of such seminal classics like, ‘American Horror Story’, ‘12 Years A Slave’, ‘The People vs. O.J. Simpson’, ‘Carol’, ‘Ratched’, and so much more — SARAH PAULSON!!! In this ep, Greg recalls the moment someone clocked him shape-shifting at a party, while Tim looks back on the time he couldn’t stop accidentally running into people he used to hooked up with. The boys also talk about the inability to recognize someone who’s not wearing their glasses, the classic films ‘Uptown Girls’ and ‘The Others’, the upcoming ‘Girls’ reboot, introducing ‘whimsy’ into their lives, Susan Dell, and the Kelly Clarkson saga with the Brooklyn store Art of Play. Plus, they ask educational questions like, “What is your favorite childhood cereal?” and “Why do gay men cross their legs and straight men don’t?” So Kelloggs, stop misbehaving and start listening to an episode that will make you sit as confidently as Robyn and make you feel as expensive as Molly, the animatronic bird. Oh, and never forget that Jessica Chastain is also Regular Mommy too. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Laura “Cogentiva” Dern (w/ Gus Heagerty) 13.10.2026 1h 9m

  Mister Hammond, I think we're back in business because actor, director, and comedic genius GUS HEAGERTY is on the pod to celebrate every gay man’s favorite actress. This week’s Miss Thing is an Oscar Winner, a passionate film preserver, and the mega talented star of film and TV classics like ‘Big Little Lies’, ‘Blue Velvet’, ‘Little Women’, ‘Inland Empire’, ’Star Wars’, and ‘Marriage Story’ — LAURA F**KING DERN!!! In this ep, Greg brings it back to the time he lied to his classmates about almost getting Laura Dern’s part in ‘Jurassic Park’, Tim remembers the time he had a severe allergic reaction to suntan lotion in Hawaii, and Gus recalls the moment he accidentally used sanitizer instead of lube during a hookup. The boys also talk Gus’ stand up show “Is This The New Me?” (on tour now!!), Merritt Wever in ‘Primetime’, the extreme proposal of bottoming, and they open up about how vulnerable it is to say a book character’s name out loud for the first time. Plus, they ask ‘Wild’ questions like, ‘What Laura Dern role do people need to care about more?’ and ‘Do I want to f**k Jeff Goldblum or be him?’. They also play the new political staple ‘Candidate for Midterms or Character of Laura Dern’s’. So Guys and Gans, turn off your Fats Waller radio and press play on an episode that will leave you much more Enlightened. Oh, and can someone take a picture of us in our speedo? We need to let people know we finished ‘Fruit Fly’! BONK!!!!And be sure to get tickets to Gus’ show ‘Is This The New Me?’ before they sell out!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Troye “G on the Beach” Sivan (w/ Dylan Adler) 06.10.2026 1h

  Genni-F*CKING-fertias, it’s time to Party (in the bush, etc) because the brilliant comedian and TV writer DYLAN ADLER is on the pod today to celebrate a pop prince! This week’s Miss Thing is a capital ‘A’ Artiste with taste, Australia’s most talented top, and the maestro behind the albums ‘Bloom’, ‘Something To Give Each Other’, and ‘She’s The Best’ — TROYE SIVAN!!! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he went to the beach to relax and instead sat next to a group of gays on G, Tim looks back on the time he tried to get a Leland song on his web series, and Dylan recalls the moment he asked Troye via DM to be in his music video. The boys also talk Tove Lo’s Swedish hips making gays “straighter”, gaining five years of your life after the Robyn concert, Destiny’s Child’s Michelle Williams journey to becoming a therapist, and the new Netflix animated show ‘Dang!’. Plus, they play the Silly new game “Troye Sivan or Troy Bolton” and ask cute questions like, “What artist evokes the feeling of Fire Island Pines?”, “Why do gay doctors always party the hardest?” and “What is Nicole Kidman’s music video day rate?” So grab your bottle of Rush and get ready to go on a ride even more twisty than the saga of the mask mandate at the Covid conscious queer bar “The Last Ditch”. Oh, and remember, every song you Shazam will always be Kylie Minogue. BONK!!!And be sure to get tickets to Dylan’s upcoming shows in Dallas on 10/8 and Phoenix on 10/9!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Julia “Always Be Dancing” Stiles 29.09.2026 58m

  Gay Matts and Inertias, there isn’t one thing to hate about our Miss Thing this week — not even a little bit, not even at all. This iconic movie star is the millennial Shakespeare influencer of the 2000s, the most joyous triple threat out there, and the charismatic lead actress of ’10 Things I Hate About You’, ‘Save The Last Dance’, ‘O’, and now ‘Dancing with the Stars’ — JULIA STILES!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time his friend made a world-class mistake first thing in the morning at a famous Miami club, while Tim remembers the moment he ran into the biggest celebrity he’s ever met — Stephanie from MTV’s ‘Made’. The boys also talk Stella Lefty, the full-time job of supporting someone who runs a marathon, Lily Allen’s ‘West End Girl’ concert, and Channing Tatum’s alleged Instagram burner account. Plus they play the new classic game: “Harry Styles or Julia Stiles?” and ask booty-shaking questions like, “What happens to your body when you get calf implants?”, “Is Chateau Diana still around?”, and “Where were you when you learned that Tove Lo’s name was pronounced ‘Too-veh-loo’?” So Gennifertias, put on your black joggers over your black long-sleeved leotard and chair dance it out to an ep that will make you feel like you got into Julliard. Oh, and BTW, sometimes sh*t happens… at the Hyrox Games. BONK!!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Carly Rae “Let Her Cook” Jepsen (w/ Tommy Do) 22.09.2026 59m

  Run Away With Us Gennifertias because this week we’re joined on the couch by the godfather of Instagram comedy, a former figure skater, and the scene-stealer of ‘Hacks’, ‘Overcompensating’ and ‘People We Meet On Vacation’ — TOMMY DO!!! Our Miss Thing is an artiste that’ll always Cut To The Feeling, is every gay person’s favorite singer, the lyricist for broadway’s upcoming ‘10 Things I Hate About You’, and the prolific genius behind multiple musical opuses like ‘Emotion’, ‘Dedicated’ and the brand new album ’Day and Night’ — CARLY RAE JEPSEN!!! In this ep, Tim remembers the time his improv group sleepover quickly turned into a Party For One, Greg looks back on the night his husband saved CRJ’s life at a roller rink, and Tommy remembers the moment he honestly answered a question from his boss and now they no longer speak. The boys also talk Tommy’s throuple lore with Nick and Pierre AKA ‘The Three’, the lesbian extra in ‘Practical Magic 2’, ‘Remarkably Bright Creatures’, Carrie’s dream of going to Paris for the first time in ‘Sex & The City’, Disney on Ice, and season two of ‘Beef’. Plus, they ask Good Time questions like, ‘What’s your biggest cultural blind spot?’, ‘What’s the ratio of gay men having romances in ice skating?’ and ‘How do you not combust while acting against Carey Mulligan?’ So Let’s Get Lost listening to an episode that’s The Loveliest Time and that’ll also make you want to stop using AI. Oh and remember every day is an opt out day. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Phoebe "DND Monday" Bridgers 15.09.2026 56m

  Gennifer Zs, get ready to have emotional Motion Sickness because our Miss Thing this week is a 4x Grammy-winner, the poet of our generation, every singers’ favorite collaborator, a cunning linguist, and the creator of the masterpiece albums ‘Stranger in the Alps’, ‘Punisher’, and now ‘Lost Weekend’ — PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he let his future boss really see him sweat while Tim remembers the time he was at a party with Charlize Theron and his sister drunkenly party-crashed it. The boys also talk the mental load of responding to multiple DMs, standing ovation season at the Venice Film Festival, season two of FX’s ‘Adults’, defining the relationship with Leslyn, and they officially decide the best female name. Plus they play a moving new game: ‘Phoebe Bridgers or Phoebe Waller Bridge’ and ask the scariest question they’ve ever asked, “At what age do you start going back on Facebook?” So Inertias and Gay Matts, let the air hit your leg-hair as you listen to an episode that will leave you wanting the next one like a dog with a bird at your door. Oh, and most importantly, remember that sometimes tapbacks are all we have. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Sandra “Charm Offensive” Bullock 08.09.2026 55m

  Owens sisters, welcome to the Season Two premiere of Miss Thing!! To kick off our new era (and our new cover), we’re honoring one of the world’s biggest movie stars. Our Miss Thing this week is box office gold, everyone’s best friend, an Academy Award winner for Best Actress and Razzie Award winner for Worst Actress (in the same year), and the funny, ageless, and charismatic talent behind massive hits like, ‘Miss Congeniality’, ‘Bird Box’, ‘The Blind Side’, ‘Speed’, ‘Crash’, ‘Practical Magic’ and ‘Practical Magic 2’ — SANDRA BULLOCK! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he showed 98% of the movie ‘Gravity’ to his family over the holidays, while Tim remembers ‘The Unforgivable’ moment Greg forgot their meaningful conversation about the book ‘Hope In The Dark’ just days prior. The boys also talk LA East Side String Bean Butts, the people who eat fruit rind and all, the range of fun Anne Hathaway is having in ‘The End of Oak Street’, and Tim attending the joy bomb that is the Daisy Chain Festival. Plus they finally decide to Choose Texas now that Ella Langley is breaking records, unpack the horrible feeling of showing a movie you love to a group of people who don’t care at all, and play an iconic new game: ‘Guess the Sandra Bullock movie based off the bad impression’. So Gennifer Zs, Inertias, Gennifertias, and Gay Matts, sit back, relax, and listen to an ep that will have you feeling as hot and ageless as Sarah McLachlan looks. Oh, and don’t forget to tune into our new Oxygen show ‘Searching for Ella’. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Dolly “Soft in the Center” Parton 01.09.2026 50m

  Put on your finest platinum blonde wigs and your longest red nails Gennifertias because we’re honoring the last piece of monoculture this week in the Season One FINALE of Miss Thing! Our pioneer of a Miss Thing is the most beloved person in America, a Hall of Fame songwriter, a theme park mogul, the cheekiest and sweetest woman to ever do it, and the the most unifying force in our culture — DOLLY PARTON!!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he thought he was making a shrewd business decision by buying something from a famous artist right before it lost all value, while Tim remembers the time his earlobe swelled up and exploded on Thanksgiving. The boys also reel from the heartbreaking news of Dolly’s passing, talk the cultural resurgence of ‘The Mummy’, get into the perfect duo of a gay man and any of his friends’ moms, and get h*rny for the ultimate royal couple — Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig. Plus, they do their biggest diva down yet in Season One of Miss Thing and give the Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias a taste of all the exciting new things to come in Season Two starting next week! So slip into your chicest mom uniform, take a rest from biting your nails, and listen to an episode that’s pure joy, light, and a little raunchy — just like Dolly. Oh, and never forget to keep loving yourself with or without a cone on your ear. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Renée “Buffalo Blast” Zellweger (w/ Marcos Luevanos) 25.08.2026 1h 1m

  Gennifertias, you’re about to be HAD at HELLO ‘cause comedian, TV writer, and former fashion journalist, MARCOS LUEVANOS joins us to wax poetic about a two-time Academy Award winning actress with the most famous squint and pout in the biz. Our Miss Thing this week is a tippity-top A-list star, can do a British accent better than anyone in the UK, and is the leading lady of mega-hits like, ‘Chicago’, ‘Cold Mountain’, ‘Jerry Maguire’, ‘Judy’, and ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ — RENÉE ZELLWEGER!!! On today’s ep, Greg looks back on the time he and his friend almost danced the Cell Block Tango after making an unexpected connection in a parking lot, Tim remembers the time he should have won an Oscar for best performance in a picture during a photoshoot, and Marcos recalls the night a chopstick impaled his butt while flirting with a boy at a gay bar. The guys also talk Rosie O’Donnell taking over the airwaves, the joie de vivre of Chanty Beluga, dead eyes syndrome, and the Skinnylicious coalition at The Cheesecake Factory. Plus, they take a moment to remember Hayden Panettiere, and of course ask LA Times-worthy questions like, “What would happen if Renée Zellweger ate a Warhead?”, “What does the D stand for in Mucinex D?”, and “Are PT Cruisers still around?”. So Gennifer Zs, hop in your minivan and get ready to listen to an episode so good, it’ll make you feel higher than when you were a kid and you punch-buggied your bestie in the backseat. Oh, and quick question — What? How? And to what extent is ‘Stuart Fails to Save the Universe?’ BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Gillian “Back Aura” Anderson 18.08.2026 53m

  The truth is out there Gennifertias, and that truth is that our Miss Thing this week is the most transfixing and talented British-American dual citizen out there. She’s a film, TV, and stage legend, an international phenom beloved by everyone (especially the lesbians), and the show-stopping star of ‘The X Files’, ‘Sex Education’, ‘The Crown, and ‘Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma’... Dana Scully herself — GILLIAN ANDERSON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he thought an alien was breaking into his Lake Arrowhead Airbnb only to find something much worse, while Greg recalls a recent night in which an inebriated stranger insisted he was straight. The boys also talk the euphoric experience of watching ‘The Worst Person In The World’, sob over ‘Voicemails for Isabelle’, and scream in fear while thinking about possums. Plus, they dive into the bl*wjob QVC lady, play another end-of-summer round of Gay Name or Straight Name with the names Ray, Bruce, Rob, and Noah, and ask spine-tingling questions like, “Are Gaymers players or are they loyal lovers?” and “Netflix, seriously, what are you doing?” So Gay Matts, grab drink from your mini bar, put some gel in your statement hair, and get ready to listen to an episode that will make you a believer. Oh, and never forget that one of the best things you can be is hot from behind. BONK!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Zara “Jars” Larsson 11.08.2026 59m

  Inertias, welcome to the Lush Life because we’re shaking our asses this week to the unflappable Swedish songstress who makes every day feel like a never ending Midnight Sun. Our Miss Thing is a braces ambassador, a full blown comedian, an uber talented singer and dancer, and the ultimate Lisa Frank Beach girl — ZARA LARSSON!! In this ep, Greg shares a tale from a weekend sailing trip in which he ended up surrounded by way too many SEALS, while Tim remembers the time he discovered his life-long fear of sharks during his “Florida Spring.“ The boys also talk ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ breaking all the records, the secrets in Amy Pascal’s hair, the Obama Presidential Library, the Rolling Stone cover that launched 1,000 ships, and the new gay friend app, ‘Goose’. Plus, they ask breezy questions like, “Who is Jenna Bush’s sister?”, “Why haven’t Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber collaborated?” and “What is a psyop?” So Gennifertias, go get a spray tan, put on your highest pumps, and get ready to listen to an episode that will leave you feeling like you just got back from Myrtle Beach with braids, a blue tongue, and Ja Rule blasting on the radio. Oh, and Hims, can you please send us a chill pill? BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Ariana “Petal to the Metal” Grande 04.08.2026 54m

  Gay Matts and Inertias, the light is coming, because our Miss Thing this week is so ‘supernatural’-ly talented we had to do her TWICE! She’s a genius actor and impressionist, has a voice so beautiful it makes you feel like you’re basking in Eternal Sunshine, is the singer of the smash single ‘hate that i made you love me’, and is the mastermind behind beautiful works of art like, ‘Dangerous Woman’, ‘thank u, next’ and ‘petal’ — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg looks to you to help him unload a prized Frankie Grande artifact from ‘Big Brother’, while Tim remembers the time he could’ve been the husband of a prominent gay entertainment figure but squandered it. They also talk gay guys bleaching their hair, ‘Edward Scissorhands’, Leelee Sobieski, the four quadrant entertainment of The Savannah Bananas, and the feud between Christopher Nolan and Emily Wilson, the translator that inspired ‘The Odyssey’. Plus, they ask earth-shattering questions like, “What is your most listened to album ever?”, “Who is the hottest ‘Friend’? and “How is life with shorter hair?”. So Gennifertias, grab yourself a Plan Check burger and get ready to dive into an episode that will make you feel more alive than listening to ‘The Simpsons’ compilation album ‘Songs in the Key of Springfield’. Oh, and never forget… your Pedro can be anything. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  The Odyssey (Just The Women) 28.07.2026 1h

  Goddesses, string your bows and pop that wax out of your ears because this week we’re venerating a group of woman so powerful that you’ll definitely be feeling this episode in your waters. Our Miss Thing(s) this week are the scene-stealing deities from the movie of the summer who are all so individually talented that a war could be started in any of their names…. we’re talking about the women of The Odyssey — ZENDAYA, SAMANTHA MORTON, CHARLIZE THERON, LUPITA NYONG’O and ANNE HATHAWAY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he sang an Ambien induced siren song on a flight to Greece and Tim looks back on the treacherous journey he had to take in order to get out of Houston. They also talk the behind-the-scenes crew that makes a good birthday party happen, the art of the Irish Goodbye, the misogyny behind the way Olivia Wilde has been treated (until now), and Jimothy, the beloved raccoon currently taking over the internet. Plus, they get into the euphoria of watching ‘The Invite’ in a packed theater, Matt Damon’s chances of winning Best Actor, the West Hollywood sinkhole, Elliot Page’s stellar performance, and ask monumental questions like, “Can you rank the top five Christopher Nolan movies?”, “What’s the better film, ‘Arrival’ or ‘Interstellar’?”, and “What is the one Christopher Nolan movie you can skip?” So Gennifertias, order a Whataburger and settle into an episode that’s so warm and tender it’ll make you feel like you’ve come home again. Oh, and you’re all cordially invite to the wedding of Timothy and Jimothy. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Ashlee “Arts & Sciences” Simpson (w/ Eliot Glazer) 21.07.2026 1h 2m

  Gennifertias get ready to fall in L.O.V.E. ‘cause this week we’re joined by a very special guest: comedian, TV writer, and author of the new laugh-out-loud book, “The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay” — ELIOT GLAZER! Prepare to be LA-LA-ing all over the kitchen and the floor because our Miss Thing is the ultimate 2000s reality star slash singer, has the most famous ‘Autobiography’ of all time, is everyone’s favorite little sister AND the daughter-in-law of Diana Ross — ASHLEE SIMPSON! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time ‘The Ashlee Simpson Show’ became his gay best friend awakening, Greg pieces together memories from his first community theater show, and Eliot recalls the time he was interning at SNL the night Ashlee got caught lip syncing. The boys also talk gay vacations, the new pop star MARIS, ‘Widow’s Bay’, and the seminal 90s trio ‘Wild Orchid’ featuring a pre-Black Eyed Peas Fergie. Plus they ask life-changing questions like, “Is there a musician that took you awhile to like?”, “Could you still see your therapist if you found out they were doing p*rn?”, and “Is Fergie 20 or 50?”. So ladybugs, rip off the roof of your car, blare Jessica Simpson’s ‘Angels’ at 85 mph, and press play on an episode that’ll you’ll never get Outta Your Head. Oh, and if you run into Papa Joe, can you ask him to shoot our next cover? Thanks! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  “FIFA Presents” Shakira 14.07.2026 1h 3m

  Gennifertias, bienvenidos to our global episode ‘cause this week we’re shaking our hips to THE World Cup anthem goddess. Our Miss Thing has the most unique voice in human history, defies the laws of physics with her dancing, and is the powerhouse behind worldwide hits, ‘Whenever, Wherever’, ‘Underneath Your Clothes’, ‘She Wolf’, ‘Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)’ and new sensation ‘Dai Dai’ — SHAKIRA!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he became “the boy who cried Birthday” in Botswana, while Greg remembers the moment a Cop car turned its siren lights on as he was pulling a U-turn in Mexico. The boys also talk UPS drivers driving without doors, the different types of collectors on vacation, Turkey banning the gay cruise that Patti LuPone was signing on, and people who aren’t “dessert people”. Plus, they cry over Madonna’s latest masterpiece ‘Confessions II’, start their fight for the world to know who Amy Allen is, and they ask universal questions like, “Is there anything better than going to a grocery store in a foreign country?” and “What does ‘Waka Waka’ mean?” So Beronicas, get ready for an episode so good that you’ll get Vulnera-oiyoiyoi-be, start flapping your wings, and slap your ass. Oh, and remember “Once a Reno Sweeney, always a Reno Sweeney,” BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Whitney “Lip Quiver” Houston 07.07.2026 54m

  Where Do Broken Hearts Go, Gennifertias? To this episode, of course, ‘cause we’ve been Saving All our Love for THE singer of all singers. Our Miss Thing this week has the voice of God, is the original Jersey Girl, the ultimate lip quiverer, and is the powerhouse vocalist behind mega-hits, ‘I Run To You,’ ‘I Will Always Love You,’ and ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody’ — WHITNEY HOUSTON!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he conned his boyfriend into dancing with him at a wedding, while Greg relives the previous night when his husband got into an awkward interaction with a restaurant chef over their mutual friend, “Joe.” They also talk ‘Toy Story 5’, Rosalia’s breathtaking ‘Lux’ tour, the generational experience of toggling between MTV and VH1 on Saturday mornings, and the unifying force that is the Macarena. Plus they ask chills-inducing questions like, “What Pixar movie has made you cry the most?”, “What is your gateway song to get you dancing at the wedding?”, “What is the gayest bank?”, and the biggest question of them all, “Is it thuh or thee?” So Queens of the Night, hire a hunky Bodyguard and get ready for an episode that will make you So Emotional you’ll have to turn to the TikTok sensations Lupa and Libi to soothe you afterwards. Oh, and if you’re just finding out that Whitney lip synced the National Anthem, we’re here for you and you’re not alone during this dark time. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Madonna “Woo Girl!” 30.06.2026 1h 1m

  Get Into The Groove Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re certainly proving our love to THE Queen of Pop this week. Our Miss Thing is the definition of “Mutha,” a stadium touring megastar, the ultimate tastemaker and trendsetter, and the groundbreaking artist behind the seminal masterpieces, ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘Like a Prayer’, ‘Ray of Light’, ‘Music,’ ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’, the upcoming ‘Confessions II’, and too much more to even list — MADONNA!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he quite literally Hung Up on Hollywood super producer JJ Abrams while Greg recounts his past weekend when he blew a tire on the road to Palm Springs and had to stay over night in “the middle of nowhere.” The boys also talk Tim mistaking Greg for a pile of trash, Alicent being the c*nt version of Allison (with a dash of Maleficent), going to Turkey to even out your armpit hairline, and they hard pitch Taco Bell to be the new spokespeople of the Tacolate. Plus, they announce rules for straight women at a gay bar, and ask hair-raising questions like, “Are hairless people accepted on Scruff?”, “How much more Mas can I live?”, “What is the best song off ‘Confessions on a Dance Floor’?”, and “What Madonna album can you skip?” So Rebel Hearts, hop in our “Drag & Fly Tour” bus, and get ready for an episode that will take you on a one-way trip to La Isla Bonita. Oh, and studio heads, make The Madonna movie in Syria already, you cowards!! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Rosie “Koosh Nation” O’Donnell 23.06.2026 54m

  Intoxibellas, break out your Koosh balls because we’re celebrating the Queen of Nice on the pod this week! Our Miss Thing is the original lesbian talk show host, Tom Cruise’s biggest admirer, Barbra Streisand’s biggest fan, America’s Aunts’ “very good” friend, and the star of ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, ‘A League of Their Own’, and ‘Harriet the Spy’ — ROSIE O’DONNELL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the moment he made his family’s life rosier by renaming the family dog, while Tim remembers the time he introduced champagne to his ragtag kickball team and it caused them to win the championship. The boys also talk Julie Depardieu’s fabulous family, Tyra Bank’s resurgent book and accompanying song for ‘Modelland’, Tim’s fluorescent personality, and Madonna’s greatest PR asset, Martin Diaz. Plus, they dive into ‘Stop That Train’, the cat that interrupted the performance of ‘Romeo & Juliet’ in Turkey, how ‘Now and Then’ is the ‘Avengers’ of the ‘90s, and they ask the most important question of the summer, “What are your feelings on overhead lighting as a gay man?” So, Gennifertias and Rosie O’Trimmers, raise your Supergirl foreskin cup and get ready to be transported back to a time, many gay Ian’s ago, that was filled with joy and breezy Christmas albums. Oh, and remember, “Our Grindr, our choice!” Bye Diva!! BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Regina “Future Oscar Winner” Hall 16.06.2026 54m

  Inertias, Honk for Jesus (and by that we mean, our Miss Thing this week)! This “kaleidoscopic” icon is the reason for any season, the backbone of the entertainment industry, a hilarious comedic genius, and the scene-stealer in ‘Black Monday’, ‘One Battle After Another’, ‘Girls Trip’ and the ‘Scary Movie’ franchise — REGINA HALL! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was so Brenda and caused such a scene in the movie theater that a man grabbed him, while Tim remembers the time a group of Nine (plus) Perfect Strangers gave him a Christmas miracle while sick in Uganda. The boys also talk ‘Masters of the Universe’, the feud between Lisa Kudrow and Christopher Nolan, re-mystifying male influencers’ hair transplant journeys, and the empathy of Dr. Orna Guralnik and the addictiveness of ‘Couples Therapy’. Plus, they ask life’s big questions like, “What is the comedic performance that should have won Best Actress at the Oscars?” and “Did Daniel Day-Lewis win an Oscar for ‘Gangs of New York?’”. So Gennifertias, get ready to listen to an ep that will make you feel as hydrated as Jennifer Aniston in one of her Smartwater ads that you see as you’re sailing through TSA PreCheck. Oh and most importantly, remember that if you’re good to spiders, mama’s good to YoOoOoOouuuuu. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  Olivia “Island Time” Rodrigo 09.06.2026 51m

  Gay Matts and Inertias, don’t Drop Dead because a brand new episode is here to give you The Cure! Our Miss Thing this week is already a three-time Grammy winner, a three-time Billboard number one hit maker, and the future winner of at least three more awards for her amazing third album “You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love” — OLIVIA RODRIGO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he split his head open and then urgent care turned him away while Greg remembers the moment a random man “hit on him” by telling him he looked like Chuck Norris. Also, the boys talk ‘Backrooms’, the genesis of Jesy Nelson’s famous word “balegdeh”, getting humbled by Holly Humberstone, Dua Lipa’s wedding dress, and Susan Boyle’s edgy new look. Plus, they ask shiver-inducing questions like, “What is gay pride like on Fire Island?”, “What pop star would you actually want to be friends with?” and “Who is Sabrina Carpenter’s pop mother? So Gennifer Zs, whip out your Drivers License and get prepared to become Happier! Oh, and can you please record our new vocal warm up: “Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve”? We have a Kalshi bet about it that we need to check on the entire time we’re in the movie theater. BONK!!!CALL US AT 213-290-6388 WITH YOUR DIVA DOWNS and we just might give you advice on a future episode! Watch the full episode on our YouTube and follow below!Show Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missthingthepod Show Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@missthingthepod Greg: https://www.instagram.com/gregtrimmer/Tim: https://www.instagram.com/tim_zientek/Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.Like the show? Subscribe and rate Miss Thing on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a (glowing) review. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.