The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episodes

• 336: Ms. Pat Goes to Japan 11.06.2026 58m

  Ms. Pat went to Japan and replaced White Boy Chris while Nikia got choked out by a seatbelt. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/6o2uu81l #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card.  Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN & use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get GLP-1s on Ro & see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for free @ http://Ro.co/PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 335: News from Africa 15.05.2026 45m

  Ms. Pat has a kitty update and Deon keeps getting news from Africa. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code PATDOWN @ http://BlueChew.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 334: Coochie Ghostbusters 06.05.2026 1h 9m

  Ms. Pat still needs a new intro song, perimenopause is coming for her coochie and she wants to be cremated. Get GLP-1s on Ro & see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for free @ http://Ro.co/PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 333: Grievances 24.04.2026 54m

  Ms. Pat has some grievances to air. And they all talk about Afroman. Get your third month free when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold w/ code PATDOWN @ http://BlueChew.com/ Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 332: Ms. Pat vs Driving Instructor 10.04.2026 1h 13m

  Ms. Pat reacts to Druski, got a great birthday gift, and had to save girls from a driving instructor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 331: Diet Shot 31.03.2026 48m

  Ms. Pat is chasing Nikia with diet shots. Get 40% off your first box PLUS a free item in every box for life with code PATDOWN at http://hungryroot.com/PATDOWN Take control of your credit & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 at https://www.meetava.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• Unbronze the Shoes 18.03.2026 55m

  Ms. Pat has 7 kids in her house, and Ramon wants Balenciaga shoes. Take control of your credit & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 at https://www.meetava.com/ Get $2.99 per meal on your first box & 10% off for 1 month with code PATDOWN299 at http://everyplate.com/podcast Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN & use code PATDOWN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get GLP-1s on Ro & see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 329: Dug Out Bags 05.03.2026 59m

  Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 328: Pettlefryers 26.02.2026 41m

  Ms. Pat hates Pettlefryers. Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code PATDOWN at BlueChew.com Get an extra 20% off your order PLUS a free 3-piece Towel Set with code PATDOWN at http://TryMiracle.com/PATDOWN Get 40% off your first box PLUS a free item in every box for life with code PATDOWN at http://hungryroot.com/PATDOWN Save $15 on an annual subscription of JetBack and starting getting the airfare refunds you deserve at http://mspatlovesjetback.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb 12.02.2026 59m

  Ms. Pat loved the Super Bowl Halftime Show and wants to know what happens when Mitch McConny's light bulb goes out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 326: Abused Pokemon 06.02.2026 50m

  Ms. Pat and her siblings disagreed about their traumas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 325: Nikia The Begging Ghost 28.01.2026 1h 1m

  Ms. Pat wants Nikia to stop playing video games. Deon and Chris think he could do Ms. Pat drag shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 324: I Had to Put My Click Down 17.01.2026 49m

  Ms. Pat has someone stealing her YouTube account, and a telemarketer interrupts the podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 323: Pico de Lie-Oh 08.01.2026 49m

  Ms. Pat has a cooking show and she made some pico de lie-oh. Chris and Deon explain what's happening in Vey-la-zuela. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 322: Melting Suppositories 01.01.2026 44m

  Ms. Pat watched the Diddy doc. But she hasn't been drinking enough water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 321: As Long As It's Curly 24.12.2025 47m

  Ms. Pat doesn't have any Christmas cheer, but she does have thoughts about the Epstein files. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection 12.12.2025 36m

  Ms. Pat told Chris and Deon to watch the Diddy documentary, but they didn't. She didn't either. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 319: Spageddi Brain 04.12.2025 41m

  Ms. Pat doesn't miss Indiana snow, and she learns about biblically accurate angels. Nikia struggles with a word and Ms. Pat tells him about almost "kicking him out" when she was pregnant. Take control of your credit. Download the Ava app & save 20% for your first year with code PATDOWN20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 318: Hand Battered Brothers 26.11.2025 49m

  Nikia and Ashley were on Ms. Pat Settles It, and we roast him for it. Then we talk about pre-gaming at Thanksgiving. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PATDOWN and use code PATDOWN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
• 317: Molestation Tic 15.11.2025 1h 17m

  Ms. Pat has had a few viral moments lately, and we pick our favorites.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices