Forehead Fables

Episodes

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  He Was Born To Be A Human Ash Tray 23.10.2026 2h 3m

  Poob has a realization as to why he is so withered and weak and malformed and hideous and grotesque and revolting and an afront to nature and an abomination in the eyes of god.his words not mine.
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  this podcast is all about the booty 03.10.2026 3h 16m

  This is our redemption arc after the poorly received professional racist episodeFt. Bootyswagga
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  The Incident That Ruined a Streamer Event 25.09.2026 3h 2m

  I expected better of Poob. This is like something Omid or Sam would do.
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  Rescuing Our Patrons From Generational Poverty 31.08.2026 2h 27m

  we want to 2x or 3x your money
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  Minecon: The Epstein Island of Conventions 18.08.2026 2h 22m

  we ask some really important questions in this episode
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  Your Dog Is Rolling In Dead Worms To Disguise Itself As Prey 30.07.2026 2h 20m

  I also am pretty sure I was swimming at the beach next to a dead body for a whole day
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  We Fixed Your Dating Profiles 24.07.2026 2h 36m

  You guys sent in your dating profiles and we critiqued them.I took a break from injecting chinese peptides directly into my balls to bring you this episode.
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  The Gross Reality of Ancient Rome 03.07.2026 2h 38m

  Dr. Garrett Ryan [AKA toldinstone] is back to answer your questions about Ancient Rome such as:What were poor people's funerals like in Ancient Rome?How gross were the public baths in Rome?Why were gladiators and actors both celebrities and second class citizens?Why were they gay and did they jerk off?
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  What Has Wilbur Soot Been Sinking His Teeth Into?​ 16.06.2026 2h 14m

  Wilbur Soot, the second guest on the podcast, has returned after 6 long years.
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  everyone in skyrim hates this guy 30.05.2026 2h 4m

  Idk if you guys have played it yet, but there's a skyrim RP server called Keizall. Do yourself a favor and get on that shit. It's all i've been doing for 2 weeks.
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  We Went Prospecting for Gold 12.05.2026 1h 47m

  Sam, Poob, and Omid went out to Dahlonega, GA to find the last nuggets from the 1829 Gold Rush.
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  Crushing Peptides with a Couple of Crackers 23.04.2026 2h 22m

  featuring Dugo and Willard
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  The Coolest Guy We've Ever Seen 12.04.2026 2h

  gooners vs edgers guys what team are you on
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  Tales from a Zoo Keeper - @CreatureCrossing 28.03.2026 2h 18m

  Brayden is back for another awesome episode. Except this time he has an actual podcast setup and a good internet connection. Consider this his redemption arc.
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  Yabba Dabba Doo Orange 20.03.2026 2h 1m

  pooberton's house flooded
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  Hangin With the Touchler 27.02.2026 2h 10m

  every family has at least one
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  Everyone Has a Price 21.02.2026 2h 3m

  Sam & Sam struggle with their fall into irrelevance by tapping on the glass of the internet's largest collection of washed up celebrities.
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  Like Sucking on a Meat Thimble 31.01.2026 1h 52m

  musings of modern day philosophers
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  Post Stroke Clarity 20.01.2026 2h 33m

  this year is full of possibilities!
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  The Passion of the Poob 20.12.2025 1h 51m

  Poob was horrifically crippled during a production put on by Wubby and is possibly seeking litigation. But he's willing to drop it if he can get some walking around money.