The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
Country USA
Genres Comedy
Language EN
Episodes 1028
Latest 13.08.2026

The Morning Stream is a daily morning podcast hosted by Scott Johnson, part of the Frogpants Network. It airs Monday through Thursday and covers a mix of news, culture, politics, and casual talk. The show offers a regular dose of commentary and discussion to start the day. Episodes are available on Acast.

Episodes

  • TMS 3052: Polite Bear 13.08.2026 1h 15m
    The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If your burnout lasts more than four hours, consult Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/xx3bc0qqpB4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3051: Queet 12.08.2026 1h 9m
    Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NsDIMoPXIzQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco 11.08.2026 1h 17m
    Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack. Four Lefts with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2DPhLBs0KsY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3049: Tootin' Common 10.08.2026 1h 8m
    Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals. What's her bucket and the fancy man. An Edger Too Far. Eff Cancer. Castlevania: Dirt Monkey. San Diego Comic Con Coulda Been an Email. Lube the Sandman. Taco pocket. Who buy tickets at the theater. Sugar Ah Colin Farrell. The Wettest Beak with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/LNibzapCc-g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS FRIDAY: Blue Cheese Season 07.08.2026 53m
    Why'd you have to go and make the quiz so complicated? Pocket Taco But It's Not What You Think. The previously chewed gum of podcasts. Toilet Water --- You're Soaking In It Now. We named the bell "Big Mountain"! The Genital Counter. The softest cell. Neor Neor wine. !s Tainted Bette Davis Noise. Keith, the Girl and Robert. Katmandu 2: Electric Vindaloo. 250 million grand. Oh, you're dating Pete. If you can walk around with them out in europe, then they're not genitals. Cover songs with retsin and more on this episode of TMS FRIDAY. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis 05.08.2026 1h 13m
    Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on pokopia? Stop Biting Me or Whatever. Pictures of My Pants. Scott and Brian each have two and a half hours to answer as many questions as they can. Lord Phyllis of Rottington. Black pepper don't crack! The Snoke Monster. The Real Prison Wardens of Beverly Hills. Not an Audio Bug, a Shutter Bug. Cat Loaf. Wherever I May Roam with Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8eTH1oP37zg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3047: Bambi Burger 04.08.2026 1h 9m
    Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holiday! The key to Trivia Night is the trivia. Not Another Night of Poopin. Peeping Peepers with Puppet People. Live Human Appearance. Oregon Besmirchment. More like “Spo-Can't!” amirite?!? Handsome young boy man. This burger needs more Thumper. Barewood Woman Resident! Trad wives and the Today Show, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/6aYMKqIK_bw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3046: Noodlegate 03.08.2026 1h 5m
    More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter, oh my! Worse than shawarma. Cold soup has no business going in my mouth. How much for you to tug on my satellite? Send a couple droids up to fix it. I don't like super novaeeeee. Never put resin in your eye. The Big Johnson Contingent. Sunfish piñata. Get Out The Cold Bowls With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/gpCb5U6hWus Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3045: Blood and Thunder 30.07.2026 1h 15m
    Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxing. Dinkin' with the Python. Be kind. Rewind. So bring us some Feige pudding. A Sinister Copier Salesman. Kentucky Fried Mars Bar. Pluggin' the square head hair hole. One in one out is how i get down. Tito To The Story. I'm "only child" weird... with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9kmohy1KbtM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • MS 3044: Nothing But Holes 29.07.2026 1h 10m
    Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vibes for Days. Bonan-ZA! E.L. Fudge, Spanish for The Fudge. Pecan't. Wasps don't come around here no more. The baby wants In and Out. TukTukGoose. Karenzard I choose you. Doctor D stands for Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Nc3lndhEcdQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3043: Bad Shannon 28.07.2026 1h 2m
    Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Dogs know butts, and that guy is one. Shit in the pit. I need to wash these snap Peeeeeeeeeeaa. I was owed this boob. Zombie game show host. The Roughest Nine Holes. Power Wash Mosh Pit Simulator. I'm here to collect the milk. One Jerk Canadian Goose. I LOVE the smell of spaghetti sauce in the morning!! Slay the Con with the foamsmith with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/5mv5dsLHM60 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3042: Officially Sweaty 27.07.2026 1h 8m
    Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call that the Gorbachev. I Miss the Whigs with Brian Dunaway. Hockey Face. Cheech and Chong Take Manhattan. Pocket pool talk. Iron Man taking it from the cap. Spidey Friday. Wasn't there an Oliver Stone JFK movie called Nixon something. Agatha Christie's Mousetrap: The Game! Nicole's Not Here Man with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/ykNtljguQYM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell 23.07.2026 1h 15m
    I Like Big Poops and I Don't Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics. Trickle down unhappiness. Let's Test The Ship's Warpers. Rental Application Convenience Utility Pet Fee. Oops all Japan. Preview the Ladyvoice. OREO is just dumb. Never start with strep. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sausage roll. Going to Hell with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/LdosXqbPGfw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt 22.07.2026 1h 8m
    Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are Peeples. The Tadpool remembers. The Devil's Lettuce Redefined. Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube! Rub that Buff! Skytricity. Cutthroats of Catan. I done dropped my cran in the torlet wodder. A Lazy Enya. It's Humpin' Day! Get your Humpin' done! I don't like listening to people eeeeeeeeeeat. Keep Your Hands Clean & Don't Eat The Diarrhea Lettuce! I'm hiding my grapes. Tom Merritt, Everlasting GlobeHopper and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/i2685DEgfZs  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights 21.07.2026 1h 14m
    High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TDmbIbrsUR0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS: Oops, all Brian! 20.07.2026 1h 8m
    Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy!Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3038: Hey not Hay 16.07.2026 1h 9m
    There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I'm hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. Jimmy Johns Does It Mike's Way. This is not my beautiful wife with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/8cUnHU_ST5g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3037: Snake Healer 15.07.2026 1h 12m
    The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells' The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make it a Mushroom Meal. Gorgeous chicken tendees. They punched me out of my hulk and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0vy6PLphG_I Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids 14.07.2026 1h 8m
    Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood's, One Cup. Something, something, choking on the splinters. Greasy Franz. Really large head. Little tiny body. Zuckerfart. Hedgehog porn. Forgetting Ron Jeremy. I don't like humidityyyyy with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/rLNZxgF22r8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • TMS 3035: Cucumber Butts 13.07.2026 1h 10m
    Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I'm Hawken Here! 140 degrees of godzilla. Give me your sister! I don't like Buttermilk. Decataracted Tina. Dearest Love Dunaway. Eyeballologist. Mayhaps Blood Shall Be Had. The Business of Outrage with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/RfyHEaaZIm4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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